Pardon Me, My Mind Is In The Middle Of Nowhere Unisex Tee
Pardon Me, My Mind Is In The Middle Of Nowhere Unisex Tee
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DETAILS
DETAILS
✔ Premium soft cotton blend
✔ Unisex fit (true to size)
✔ Designed for everyday comfort
✦ Solid colours: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✦ Heather colours: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Our designs are printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based, non-toxic inks, creating a soft feel and vibrant finish.
Because designs are printed directly into the fabric, slight variations in colour or opacity may occur. Colours may also appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.
SIZING & WASH CARE
SIZING & WASH CARE
✔ Unisex fit (relaxed, slightly oversized look)
✔ True to size — size up for an oversized fit
✔ Soft, comfortable feel with a flattering drape
✦ We recommend you machine wash cold, inside out with like colours (no bleach) then hang or lay your garment flat to dry. Do not iron decoration.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
✔ Ships in 2–3 business days
✔ Delivery across Canada & USA, so customers in these countries do not pay duties or customs fees
✔ Tracking included on every order
✦ Happiness Guarantee — If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right
CONTACT
CONTACT
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Show off your laid-back, witty side with the Pardon Me, My Mind Is In The Middle Of Nowhere shirt. This funny quote tee is perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm, offbeat humour, and effortless everyday style. With its relaxed unisex fit and eye-catching message, it’s a great choice for casual wear, gifting, or adding a little personality to your wardrobe.
Soft, comfortable, and easy to pair with jeans or joggers, this shirt brings humour and comfort together in one simple statement. Whether you're zoning out, daydreaming, or just not in the mood, this tee says it for you.

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T-Shirt and V-Neck Size Guide & Materials
- Solid Colours: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather Colours: 52% Cotton & 48% Polyester Blend
- Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
- Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester,
- Unisex fit
- Please refer to size chart when ordering. If you are not sure about what size to order, take your favourite shirt and measure it from armpit to armpit and top to bottom and compare it with the measurements provided in the chart.
- Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in).


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